Friday, September 16, 2005
what's with taxi drivers?
okay. actually i hate everyday. but today espicially. first of all we had a math test.and i got this question wrong. i called square numbers intergers! can you believe it? i mean square numbers are the futherest things from intergers! arrgh! oh! and did i mention how i lost my calculator, twice and pencil case in 3 days. i lost 1 thing per day. how sad is that. oh. and my new template, credit goes entirely to Pei ting. that horrible sick disgusting...
did i say that out lound? any way. back to the main topic if discussion
Very weird taxi drivers!
a few days vack. well last saturday actually, i went to dance and then this stupid ass taxi driver started asking me all these shit questions. Like really random ones.
I get into the taxidriver: Ger ah?where you want to go one ah?
me( with teeth clenched at the sound of being called ger): Tanglin club please
Driver: ger, you know u wear the t- shirt very bad one. All is fake. I help you . i introduce you to my fwen who sell grade A ting one!
Me: i don't own fake clothes ( a lie of course)
Driver: why like that one? real thing vely expenselive one!My ting is like da real ting. but cheaper one!
Me: sorry. i am not interested
Driver: ok loh! You do somting poh me ook?You do a savey poh me one. poh k?
Me: fine
Driver: Poh k. (hands me a sheet)
The sheet questions:
1) do u like singapore
2) are u above 18?
3) do u drink?
4) do you use condoms?
5) are you a virgin
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I was appalled. i had reached the club and got him to give me back my change. Then i ran out. The last thing i heard was; " Ger! my servey one!"
7:04 PM