Friday, September 30, 2005

I know that Hernando is big/ tall and therefore sweats alot but dude, there is a thing called Deoderant. I use it. Claudia uses it. Meike uses it. So why can't you.

Maybe I should explain. Today in the drinks line( if you can call it a line), Hernando was waiting to buy his whatever. Allen was behind him and then there was me. And arroun us were about 50000 9th graders. So anyway, Hernado got his drinks and tried to squeeze out and did not do so very well. And during that very, smelly hot disgusting 15 minutes, I was stuck smelling his back with my hand in the air. then when he got out, he pushed allen who crushed my foot. He fell and landed on my foot thank god I wasn't wearing a skirt.

Today there a food fair in school. $3. all you can eat. AND I DIDN'T BRONG MY F**KING WALLET. That sucks, don't you think?So ya. that was my day. Don' you think my life is perfect?

11:36 PM

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Can you believe it? we have t0 pay a friggin dollar to someone who will just be boring us outta our minds! Maybe i should start from the begining. In LAnguaGe today, Feng LAo ShI said that on Wednesday she was getting a beautition to come and give us a talk on facial cleaning. How it is realated to our topic I have no idea. anyway, we have to give the teacher a dollar on friday so that she can buy the beautition a gift as a token of appreacation. Lao Shi said [ only because of me then she is dooing this. she is my friend]

And then Hernando shot back [ yeah. Only because of you that WE have to pay a dollar] I swear. I dunnoe how I kept quiet. WE also had a test today. HAH! you should've seen danny. He memorised a sheet of paper. For the composition test. Stupid if you ask me. I went crazy and wrote like, 4 pages. Not all that long honestly. Oh well. But anyway, if anyone does not like the topic of guys, close this window and never read my blog again.
But I like a guy. And I think this guy likes one of my very close friends. Don't you think that sucks? And really. I have a friend who says this one guy likes me, but then again, i don't know this girl very well and this girl is the guy's ex.

Do we all agree my life sucks big time?

10:34 PM

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

kayaking

It is a wonder how i can type this and not puke. I know I havn't been blogging so let me just clear up what has just happened over the past Sunday night------
sleep at 9.30p.m. spend the rest of the night tossing and turning

Monday--------
Wake up at 5.30 a.m. can't wait to go for kayaking
7.00a.m. reach school. all fired up and ready to go!
7.01 a.m. I wonder why i am the only person here
7.08 a.m. Amy is here! I havn't missed the bus.
7.15a.m. Where's claudia?
7.16 a.m. Claud's here Yay!
7.20 a.m. *mr lumb speaks* IS everyone here?
7.20 a.m. and 30 seconds *LeAnn awnsere* only hersh is not here
7.21 a.m. *everyone groans*
7.35 a.m. we board the bus

okay, i'm getting tired of writing for every fucking minute. skip
all the fuckin way to nine a.m.

we arrive at Big Splash

for that day we
basically did alot of training.capsize drills and all. when i got home that day, my arms did not have a healthy lookking tan. It had a horrid lobster red burn. Honestly. I have marks on my arms from the burns. So no one could touch me.

On tuesday we went out to sea. Amy and I on a kayak. Pretty cool actually. Guess where we kayaked to..............................* organ plays*

McDonalds!
yupp. we kayaked to mcdonalds. Going there was easy. It is comming back that is the hard bit. we spent 1 fucked up hour trying to kayak back. really. Amy and i were chanting [ one! two! One! two!] and then occasional shouts of [ amy! left sweep stroke left!!!!]
so when we finally got back to shore and finished putting back equipment and all it was 4.30. pretty behind sheldue since we had to leave Big Splash at 4.30. None of us girls took a shower. It was run! Change! get on the bus! I think we were pretty fast. we took about a half hour to get back on the bus tho. It was chaos. Someone lost his wallet and we spent ages looking for it. Does that suck or what?

And the after effect.....
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Horrible skin. I have never once in my entire life gotten motion sickness. But now, I keep feeling like i am swaying, or bobbing. Like as if I am in a kayak. ANd that after effect. puke. I just keep vomiting. My head is spinning. Arrgh! Puke break!

9:28 PM

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

I HATE SWIMMING!!!

i hate swimming! Actually, more specfically, I hate Jason Bell. Swimming Coach of UWCSEA. EVIL MAN. he fucking organised a swim meet on monday afternoon.Lemmie tell you a very nice story.

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, there was a girl named Bronte. She was in the swim team at her school, where the evil mr. bell worked as *gasp* the swimmimg coach! It started out wonderful. Bronte went to school, played around a little, didn't act her age alot, asked if Hernando liked the evil Chinese teacher and asked when we got back our math test results, rolled her eyes a bit and then, school ended* hammond organ plays*. bronte headed down to the swimming pool, where the flags were set up. The evil man made all students swim all four 50 m and 1 1oo m. The students were shocked. espicially when Bronte and her good friend ANNA had to swim with frigginboys!

As all of you can see, Mr bell is very evil. He is a BAD person. nah but really. i hate him
Anyway, today (or was it yesterday?) I found out that hernando is 13. well kinda. He is still 12 but was born like... In december.. the 19th in fact. that would make him about... a month older than I am. I was shocked at first then I remembered the screwed up way the school works.

O. I got 88% for me math test. Hernando got 77% haha ! I beat him. I know, the previous statement, is extremely childish and that I have been saying the same thing since I was 8 but who cares? But * weeping can be heard* Maymay got 95% grrrr. not happy. hahahhhahaha. Arrgh. i have very odd mood swings. one minute I am all hahaha. The I am going grr and now...

Right now you proberbly are sick of me babling and I cam bet you can;t understand me .o well. Live with it\

8:19 PM

Saturday, September 17, 2005

blah

. I have absolutly no social life and i am blogging simply because i have nothing to do.If you really wanna know, rite now my life is: wake up, got to school, come home, have a snack, do homework, dinner , sleep. then i wake up and repeat the whole process all over again. Am I sad or what? But i guess i'm not that hopeless. Movie night is coming up and me mum says i can go yay! but then i started asking around and only 2 people i know are going. 2! if only 2 people go then i'll be really bored. watching the freakin movie by myself. but then if more people i know go eg: Zarra, Meika, Maymay, claudia, amy, hernando, Any one! then i will go. i mean really. Who wants to watch a movie by them self???

........................
God. I just got the very disturbing news about food. My mom bought some really nice chips from England. She served it to the guests and my STUPID, IDIOTIOC, BIMBOTIC, FRIGGIN MAID ATE THE FUCKING REST!!!

She ate 3/4 bag of chips that weighed a kilo. chips that cost 6 freakin pounds. that is 18 fucking dollars. she ate about 15 dollars worth of chips. Iknow, they are only chips. But she ate so much. With out sharing. without asking if they were worth 20 bucks, with out giving them to me. And they were my favourite. Salt and vinerger. Arrgh! I hate that stupid... BITCH

6:17 PM

Friday, September 16, 2005

Guys GUys and Guys

Ok. I know that the font is amazingly. Shallow. Sluttish. Bibotic. Chose one. but as the topic suggests, There will be 1 topic- guys.

But first, I want to clear something with you people.
1) not everything In UWC is like in Lizzie Mcguire.
if you really thought it was a replica of that, you're more ignorant thatn i thought.

2) girls at UWC may be a bit more wild.But we are not sluts.

If some of us are(not me!!!!) then at least it is better than going around pretneding to be someone you're not. Listening to Jay Chou or whatever j-pop, ditzy looking singer or some stupid taiwanese band. and another thing about Singaporean posers, ( when i say this i mean Singaporeans who are posers. Not all singaporeans are posers) is that they go around with their friggin music, crossing roads and trying to seem cool when all they look like are walking ducks.

and
3) People at UWC are nice.

Not mean ass btiches like on mean girls. WE don't stab our friends in the back. we don;t act like we're all that and we actually contribute to society.

OK! now that that's been clearedup!. so any way,back to the topic at hand.
Guys. there are cute guys everywhere and not only eurpoeans are cute. So . Since no one from UWC will be reading this, let me tell you a story bout a young girl named BRonte.

Once upon a time, there was a young girl name bronte who was in UWC and in mr chern's tutor group. SO In bronte's class, there was a very stupid guy called (lets call him x)x. so bronte, being very stupid, began to like x. But then, one day , Bronte got transferred to another class* gasps should be heard*. In this class there was girl called E. This girl called e wasn't very nice. So, one day, e and bronte were walking together to Eletronics and and they met X. e and x hugged and e said to bronte,"i'm going out with him"

we all know who bronte is. But don't cry for me* sarcasm*. X was an idiot any way, Now, there is a really nice guy i know who is... nvm

Ok. I was talking to some pplI know and i asked what they are looking for in boyfriends and they said :nice and funny. But what I really want in a guy, is for some one who botheres to comb his friggin hair!!!

*hints in singsong voice* Hernando, why is your hair sticking out?

8:52 PM

what's with taxi drivers?

okay. actually i hate everyday. but today espicially. first of all we had a math test.and i got this question wrong. i called square numbers intergers! can you believe it? i mean square numbers are the futherest things from intergers! arrgh! oh! and did i mention how i lost my calculator, twice and pencil case in 3 days. i lost 1 thing per day. how sad is that. oh. and my new template, credit goes entirely to Pei ting. that horrible sick disgusting...
did i say that out lound? any way. back to the main topic if discussion
Very weird taxi drivers!
a few days vack. well last saturday actually, i went to dance and then this stupid ass taxi driver started asking me all these shit questions. Like really random ones.

I get into the taxi
driver: Ger ah?where you want to go one ah?
me( with teeth clenched at the sound of being called ger): Tanglin club please

Driver: ger, you know u wear the t- shirt very bad one. All is fake. I help you . i introduce you to my fwen who sell grade A ting one!

Me: i don't own fake clothes ( a lie of course)

Driver: why like that one? real thing vely expenselive one!My ting is like da real ting. but cheaper one!

Me: sorry. i am not interested

Driver: ok loh! You do somting poh me ook?You do a savey poh me one. poh k?

Me: fine

Driver: Poh k. (hands me a sheet)

The sheet questions:
1) do u like singapore
2) are u above 18?
3) do u drink?
4) do you use condoms?
5) are you a virgin
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I was appalled. i had reached the club and got him to give me back my change. Then i ran out. The last thing i heard was; " Ger! my servey one!"

7:04 PM

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

PSLE blues... Or the lack of them

Addressing all the people inlocal school. I feel sorry for you. God. that statement is so shallow. But anyhow.today, in chinese, Hernando and I, well actually the whole last row was, mucking around in Chinese and then hernando asked when i left local school. I said. Oh like, 2 months before the psle. Pei Ting is laughing about the idiots who have exams when she is done. While I am laughing that they HAVE exams. Okay. there are alot of things i hate in the world.
1) the 12th graders in my school
2) ms. mcknight

I don't really hate ms mcknight. not like i hate you i can't wait to kill u kinda thing but right now... So ms . Mcknight were re arranging our tables and seat and she put Maymay, Yen Li and the other girl( sorry i can't spell your name) all together! And I am stuck sitting opposite a crazy dude *no offence but you are* and takuya * this guy in my class* and Hernando. who is next to me but at a diffrent table. like our backs are kinda facing each other. but anyway. the 3 of them are together and I am stuck with the 3 stooges. Ok. hernando IS funny but kinda well, lets just say he needs anger management classes. Like he could'nt find a page in his homework diary and when i offered to help him he threw his diary across to me knocking over his stuff- and mine on its way. and takuya is kinda well...odd. And the crazy guy ( sorry i dunnoe yr name). well my name for him should speak for itsself right? so there is my new grp. Arrgh. I'm gonna Ms. Mcknight!

But then again, it is hernando's fault. he let maymay sit with them! Arrgh not happy now!

8:45 PM

The curse of Hernando something

God. Hernando has cursed me!!! (i am joking if you can't friggin tell).Ok. *says in a spooky voice* Let me tell you... the curse of Hernando G- something!(*droops sppoky voice* I still havn't found out his last name. i have to remember to ask!)
*spooky voice resumes* It was a normal day. Hernando was being very angry abd then saying he was not angry. He was being an idiot, as usual. So, during lunch today... Claudia and I were playing and not acting our age(again) and shut up. i know i am speaking in 1st person again but whatever. any way, (spooky voice)... arrgh what the hell? oKay. 1st person again. anyway, we were playing tag and then hernando pretended to kick me. and from then on, I have been cursed. AHHHH!!! so, today, After lunch, during eletronics, I did not do my homework! of course i got into trouble with miss. fanny. (i have no idea how to spell her name. She's a mrs g-something now). And then, I trying to be smart, did my math homework on the bus. or tried to anyway.but anyway, i left my $30 calculator on the bus! ahhhh!

P.s. this post is a friggin joke!

4:44 PM

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

It's called sarcasm

Do you ever realise how friggin dense some people are. by the way. if i am making a direct reference to you, no offence. But I am an evil person. Any way, today, there was someone in my chinese class who was waiting for me to go to Chinese and i pulled out my backpack. Not pulled but yanked. I had hard enough time shoving my tennis racket into my locker. before dumping in my backpack. Then when i had to take it out again... but i'm getting off subject. So. we were wrestling my stuff outta my locker and when i got everything out all my things fell out. like my science textbook, math textbook, calculator,rough book and about 2000 candy wrappers. So i said flatly, "Jeez. I'm so neat arn't I?" and she said innocently, "No You arn't!"
I mean seriously! can you not tell that my voice is dripping with sarcasm and what i say is already sarcastic. And that is not the worst.
Today at math class, I was walking up the stairs, not tripping for once and then I met Meika. Both of us, being extremely ticklish, were playing in the hallway of the elementary school. Then I cresched into a glass casing. Laughing i said, "Arn't i graceful?" Hernando , not even looking at me( which is pretty rude, if you ask me) said," No, your just clumsy." I wanted to friggin scream. I mean like dude tke a clue
1) Your pretty rude at times, in case you haven't noticed.
2) there is a thinkg called sarcasm
and
3) if you want girls to like you... well, lets just say there is a reason why we have a thing called to comb

8:28 PM

Monday, September 12, 2005

Okay. I really am making a heart felt apology. The prev entries i made about racist jokes are stupid. I hope no one will take them to offence. I apolagise for any misunderstandings

6:08 PM

Okay. the last post was a bit odd. Kinda random so pay it no mind. Anyway, today i had a freakin science test and well it was easy but knowing my intelligence, i'll be likly to fail. there's this guy in mu tutor group called hersh. i dunnoe why but i've taken an instant disliking to him. For one, he's loud. two, he annoying and three, i'm not the only one who can't stand his guts.

But enough about hersh the jerk. School was...okay. Boring. My favourite days are tusday and wed coz then I get to see him.... No i am not gonna say who it is and just so everyone is clear, i do not have a boyfriend! wish i did tho.

I was lookin at all the stuff that moi friends frm raffles sent me and I was thinking of like, a month ago when I was in RGPS. It's just like... every thing has pretty much changed. From skirts and pinafores to pants. 50 cent prawn mee to $1.70 pizza. From talking about guys to actually talking to them( i came frm an all girls school). a locker than can fit an ant to a huge one that i can shove my bag into.

Oh. I know that this sounds incredibly shallow and typical- international-school but Claudia, Amy and I keep talking bout guys. Amy was making a joke bout this guy in her ESOL calss called tom and how he plays with his snott. The same Amy looks like a ghost.

In my Chinese class, there is this guy called Hernando. No offence if you're reading this (tho you proberbly never will) but what kinda name is hernando? I keep thinking. when the moon light shines fernando but then again he's half spanish. His last name is g- something dash chong. i think.

I keep hearing stupid recaist jokes from my friends and this guy from my tutor group told me this stupid joke. Why are chinese so pale. Because they have leukimia. who ever came up with that is really sad.

I hope no indian takes offence in reading this and if you do, no offence intended but...
how do indians communicate?
thru infra red
Dude? really no offence. Just please don't come round my place with a chopper pr anythinkg, k? i'll feel much safer tonite.

Have you ever heard of such a lame excuese of not going to school?
"my nose was blocked." my sister, andree, should really earn a nobel for that. For all those dense people out there, what i just said is known as sarcasm.

Have you met someone that just LOOKED ditzy. like she just looked stupid. Not attractive stupid. Not retard stupid. but Stupid. Really. there is this girl i know but i am obviously not gonna say her name.

Have you ever met someone that was jsut so much of a liar? If there was a nobel for lying, reine would've gotten 3. I mean, ok, we can all tell darious is your boyfriend but why don;t you just fucking come out and say it? so much for 'telling me everything before i leave'.

Usually i don't write such long entries but 2day is special. today's entry is devoted to singlish.

There is this girl i know. lets call her x. X is just such a friggin poser. The typical singaporean secondary school girl. the kind who likes all the local singers. worship Jay chou and thinnk jolin Tsai is a pop princess. Clue- Jolin is a bimbo. a slut. You eat beef and that give u a bigger bust? I so believe you. any way, back to x. so X came over and sat herself down yeah? and she was gabbing to her friend on her cell about some superstar contestant. i mean, whatever... but talk about. OH and she thinks that Jay chou is cute. I'll continue X later becausse\ i have tuition

4:33 PM

Sunday, September 11, 2005

okay. ignore the first post. I did that to check if my skin was working. anyway, as my very impatient friends have said. I have not been blogging for like a month but any. UWC is really nice. People are cool and funny, friendly and i am still doing chinese. Oh. the another thing bout uwc is there are boys. to be perfectly honest. the reasons why i like uwc are really shallow but pleasing reasons.
1) there are guys. call me whatever you want but i like guys.
2) the food is good. hey! nobody's perfect!
and
3) uniforms are better. I told you they were shallow but who cares?
I can already picture people rolling they're eyes.

Oh. my sister is leaving for Duhrem University today. As much as i hate to say this, i think i will miss her. Life is gonna be boring with no one to bitch about. Just joking. But seriously. with me complaining about her all the time is is hard to think i may miss her. but who knows??? I had never heard of duhrem until Reine got in. I was even more surprised to hear that it was the 4th best uni in the uk. MY sister. smart enough? i was shocked! Ok. maybe that is exxageration( spelt wrong i know). But reine has never been enistien either you know?

Ok. I have a feeling Pei Ting has more interest in UWC than Reine's acidemic achivments. The first question in her mind is proberbly [ Do u have a boyfriend yet?] awnser: No. I wish i did thought. I do like this one guy... but i'm not gonna say who.If he finds out i am talking about him and how much i like him... my life is close to over.

anyway, this guy is gute, taller than i am and is in 2 of my classes but not in my tutor group. you may have no idea what i am talking about so...
Tutor groups are like classes. but this class is split up for language and math so...

what the hell am i talking about?.
I called it words of wisdoms but this should be ravings of a lunatic!
but main point: i have a crush on a guy and i dunnoe if he likes me but if he finds out i will die.

jeez. i spent 30 minustes explaing something but all it took was 4 sentences. I think i am growing long winded